50 Hilarious Comebacks That Will Shut Everyone Up (And Make You Look Like A Genius)

1. You have your entire life to be a jerk. Why not take today off? 2. Your ass must be pretty jealous of all the shit that comes out of your mouth. 3. Remember when I asked for your opinion? Me neither. 4. If you’re waiting for me to care, I hope you brought something to…

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I love these so much 

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